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PostSubject: Enter the Striders   Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:26 pm

Derpy is Anarchist
Daniel Doe is Me

HSRP Decides that to click someones skype calls them because reasons of screw you.
[4/22/2015 11:29:20 PM] Derpy: Do I know ya from somewhere, mate?\
[4/22/2015 11:29:41 PM] Daniel Doe: http://homestuckrole-play.forumotion.com/t2115-maddest-raps#27721
[4/22/2015 11:29:47 PM] Daniel Doe: I'm the suave mofo with the glasses.
[4/22/2015 11:29:48 PM] Derpy: oh
[4/22/2015 11:29:50 PM] Derpy: uh
[4/22/2015 11:29:52 PM] Derpy: hold on
[4/22/2015 11:30:13 PM] Daniel Doe: That just served up a delicious helping of whoop-ass with my lyrical stylings.
[4/22/2015 11:30:21 PM] Derpy: Oh
[4/22/2015 11:30:31 PM] Derpy: You better not've broken that mic.
[4/22/2015 11:30:37 PM] Derpy: That cost like, two and a half bucks.
[4/22/2015 11:30:40 PM] Daniel Doe: Packed full of delicious vitamins and nutrients
[4/22/2015 11:30:55 PM] Daniel Doe: Eat up. It'll make you stronger.
[4/22/2015 11:31:01 PM] Daniel Doe: Mama's home cooked whoop-ass.
[4/22/2015 11:31:06 PM] Derpy: Nah man, it's a bit too stale for me,
[4/22/2015 11:31:11 PM] Daniel Doe: Get it in your local dairly isle.
[4/22/2015 11:31:16 PM] Derpy: Yo mama's not a very good cook, I think I'd vomit.
[4/22/2015 11:31:23 PM] Daniel Doe: Is that a challenge m8?
[4/22/2015 11:31:40 PM] Daniel Doe: I'll be cooking up meals every goddamn night.
[4/22/2015 11:31:43 PM] Daniel Doe: Don't test me.
[4/22/2015 11:31:52 PM] Derpy: Not if I turn of your gas.
[4/22/2015 11:31:54 PM] Daniel Doe: I'll get the oven preheated to a cozy 450 right the hell now.
[4/22/2015 11:32:01 PM] Derpy: Good luck paying the bills, because they'll go nowhere.
[4/22/2015 11:32:27 PM] Daniel Doe: Lemme get my motherfucking hotplate up in here, cuz i'm about to serve u some sick beats.
[4/22/2015 11:32:56 PM] Daniel Doe: F'n Solar Powered!
[4/22/2015 11:33:23 PM] Daniel Doe: Man, I really see the appeal of this now.
[4/22/2015 11:33:37 PM] Daniel Doe: It's freaking hilarious coming up with these analogies (:{
[4/22/2015 11:33:53 PM] Derpy: Son, those beats make me sick,
[4/22/2015 11:33:58 PM] Derpy: and I'm sick right now to begin with.
[4/22/2015 11:34:03 PM] Daniel Doe: Double sick.
[4/22/2015 11:34:09 PM] Daniel Doe: Thats how sick my beats are
[4/22/2015 11:34:14 PM] Derpy: Don't make me go back to the hospital, because I'll beat your ass with a gurney.
[4/22/2015 11:34:39 PM] Daniel Doe: Doesn't even matter. My sick beats will heal you for negative damage
[4/22/2015 11:35:04 PM] Derpy: Not if I beat them with an whisk.
[4/22/2015 11:35:24 PM] Daniel Doe: Make them into a soufle.
[4/22/2015 11:35:41 PM] Daniel Doe: Bitches love soufles.
[4/22/2015 11:36:00 PM] Derpy: I'm not that good of a baker, man.
[4/22/2015 11:36:18 PM] Derpy: All I can do if muffins and bread, and the bread's kinda soggy, the muffins kinda foggy.
[4/22/2015 11:37:03 PM] Daniel Doe: Don't be feeling groggy, just feed them to your doggy.
[4/22/2015 11:37:51 PM] Derpy: My dog's older than I am yo, if I feed'em to him, his life'll just go.
[4/22/2015 11:38:47 PM] Daniel Doe: That doggy's got a strong heart, loud bark, quick to start when he gets his morning muffin, he'll sure as shit be truckin.
[4/22/2015 11:39:30 PM] Derpy: Doggy's sixteen, purebred, boxer breed,
When it comes to what I feed him, I sure do heed.
[4/22/2015 11:41:09 PM] Daniel Doe: Heed not, keep it hot, bake the muffin, just don't feed him nothin, or sure as my abs are fine, the doggy will become divine.
[4/22/2015 11:41:41 PM] Derpy: Pup's too sweet to see him die, rather not see his soul go fly.
[4/22/2015 11:42:20 PM] Daniel Doe: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[4/22/2015 11:42:23 PM] Daniel Doe: SHIT
[4/22/2015 11:42:30 PM] Daniel Doe: CHALLENGER APPROACHING
[4/22/2015 11:42:36 PM] Derpy: Hm?
[4/22/2015 11:42:36 PM] Daniel Doe: JUST GOT FUCKIN CALLED OUT
[4/22/2015 11:42:55 PM] Daniel Doe: HOLD ON A SECOND WHILE A SHOOL AN OWL
[4/22/2015 11:43:08 PM] Derpy: Whatever works for you, bro.
[4/22/2015 11:50:40 PM] Derpy: How's that owl thing going, mate?
[4/22/2015 11:52:55 PM] Daniel Doe: Here's what I have so far for the next rap. First falf is a kind of rebuttle, second is about the rhymes themselves, and I plan to make the closing bit directly against the slow verse he reffered to.
[4/22/2015 11:52:57 PM] Daniel Doe: To this I do respectfully decline, the gesture, just gonna go and let this wound fester, while you sleep in your little cage, gonna just go ahead and let this phrase rage with the intensity you've brought upon yourself, trust me, it's for your own health.

Rebel against the standards, social order and manners, of this one thread in particular, I let the smack down stick to em'. Judging with the highest caliber vernacular that's spectacular, a symphony to behold, unfold before your very eyes, so close to the touch, and just enough to make your heart bleed and feed n this feed that's spillin out the monitor.
[4/22/2015 11:53:25 PM] Derpy: Whelp,
[4/22/2015 11:53:31 PM] Derpy: my brain just explodgasmed.
[4/22/2015 11:53:37 PM] Daniel Doe: You like?
[4/22/2015 11:54:13 PM] Derpy: Quite.
[12:03:49 AM] Daniel Doe: This verse yo.
[12:03:52 AM] Daniel Doe: It's tight.
[12:04:35 AM] Derpy: As tight as it might be, it could fill others with fright.
[12:05:28 AM] Daniel Doe: If you might, it would be my delight, to go ahead with the fight, and deal him a sweet goodnight.
[12:06:47 AM] Derpy: I'm confused, still trying to repair,
My brain, but can't afford the train fare,
To get to the doctor, to patch me up,
Gotta pick some pockets and say "s'up?"
[12:07:16 AM] Daniel Doe: Theyre gonna give you a jolly "What Up?"
[12:07:38 AM] Daniel Doe: As they back hand you chest, you ballsy fuck.
[12:08:18 AM] Derpy: But I gotta be all cloak and dagger,
Takin' they money with a cool demeanor,
Internal conflict of good and bad,
Might even figure out that I'm mad.
[12:10:15 AM] Daniel Doe: All locked in an insane asylum.
Takin all those raps and deflining them.
Kept it cool for all these years.
The only thing next will end in tears>
As you carve through your peers.
You can hear the sweet chears.
Locked up like an orchestra.
And thats when the thought hits ya.
I'm one smooth ass muchafucka.
[12:11:42 AM] Derpy: Shit I'm out of apple juice
[12:11:56 AM] Daniel Doe: Motherfuckin apple juice is delicious.
[12:12:08 AM] Derpy: Straight up, love that shit to death.
[12:12:32 AM] Daniel Doe: F yeah. SO good. Especially the apple juice grape juice blend.
[12:12:54 AM] Derpy: Never had it.
[12:13:06 AM] Daniel Doe: Like sipping angle piss. Except better,
[12:14:25 AM] Derpy: Infinitely better. It's like sucking on the teat of god, getting that sweet-as-shit yellow fluid all up in your mouth.
[12:15:01 AM] Daniel Doe: It's like all the cosmic forces came together in an orgy of good vibrations to create a holy beverage of suculent deliviousness.
[12:15:41 AM] Derpy: Like it's come back and forth through a wormhole of flavor, sipping straight from the goddamn Holy Grail, like I stole that shit straight from Jesus himself, was all like "yoink nah son mine now"
[12:16:31 AM] Daniel Doe: Jesus ain't got shit on this apple juice. Like the greek parthanon up in here.
[12:17:15 AM] Derpy: Fuckin' Dionysus can't do shit to this juice, it's already as goddamn perfect as it is.
[12:17:42 AM] Daniel Doe: He look in the mirror and bee all like, "damn, never gonna be as fine as goddamn apple juice."
[12:18:06 AM] Derpy: Straight up.
[12:18:24 AM] Daniel Doe: Holy shit we literally just became dave strider for a few minutes.
[12:19:09 AM] Derpy: Absolutely. Not like that has much to do with the sweetness of apple juice though.
[12:19:35 AM] Daniel Doe: Not even slightly.
[12:20:02 AM] Derpy: Absolutely.


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PostSubject: Re: Enter the Striders   Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:32 pm

I'm not graphite, son.

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PostSubject: Re: Enter the Striders   Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:38 pm

Fixed ):

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PostSubject: Re: Enter the Striders   Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:43 pm

Sorry about that mistake, mate, but what's done is done, and to be honest, it was rather fun.
And no, that was not an attempt at some sick-ass rapping.

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PostSubject: Re: Enter the Striders   Thu Apr 23, 2015 12:11 am

Sounds like an attempt as sick-was rapping.

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