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Post by tlo Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:31 pm

Here. Go have fun.

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Post your fun here.
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Post by dexterousSurvivalist Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:57 pm

"Let it go!"

Came out as...

"He said, we go!"
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Post by tlo Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:03 pm

"Buy two, for the price of one!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"on the day, on Tuesday, the purchase, sale!"
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Post by duelingThoughts Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:15 pm

"Hand over the Bacon!"

... 43 translations later, yandex gives us:

"The pig is in your hands."

This is amazing. Its like may the force be with you crossed with may the odds be ever in your favor... only with pigs... and sharing no common words except for "the" and "in".

I'm totally using this from now on to denote something... not sure what but definately something!
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Post by duelingThoughts Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:27 pm

OMG...

Sorry for the double post...

But I had to Share this!

I put in "Home stuck", this is what I got:

"This is the number"


The NUMBER OF WHAT? THE BEAST?!?!?!?!

#triggers, #satan
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Post by tlo Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:44 pm

Original text:

"Nobody can escape the Miles."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This e-mail, he can be killed. "
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Post by tlo Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:09 pm

Ok, these are jus way too hilarious not to post.

Original text:

""They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire""

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"X oil on fire,I can't wait "

Original text:

""They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew""

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Body base for me, and I decided that to wait. "

Original text:

""They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land""

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This country is the bat of death in this country. Call stennija contact tifsir "

Original text:

" "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

" Warm pimp it կայունէ hope. "
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Post by Jeanne160 Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:29 pm

So I put in:

There are one-hundred and fifty Pokemon in the original Pokedex

and after 43 translation got:

One hundred and fifty pokemon program

Not funny, but I didn't start out with a complicated phrase. Will be trying this again.
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Post by Jeanne160 Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:34 pm

I put in:

Forgive me if I continue to hold disbelief at your straightness, John. We both know you have a hard on for a certain male.

And after 43 translations got:

This curse, security, Ivan, sorry if trimate. All people who have a lot in common.

Um... what?
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Post by Froslass Is Babe Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:00 pm

Start:
"Dionze licked her face."

After 43 translations got:

" The great Dionze."

The translator understands.
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Post by Guest Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:14 pm

"I love the fact idiots run the government."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm in my house under control."



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Post by synczomb Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:19 pm

Original text:

"He showed me...he showed me YOU!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"... !!!! I!"

How? I don't know.
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Post by tlo Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:15 pm

Original text:

"Forty-two: The answer to life, the universe, and everything."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Forty Questions. The answer lies in the fact that the very fact that the universe and all others"
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Post by abnormalAlchemist Tue Jul 21, 2015 1:38 am

"JOHN AND VRISKA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"John ring in the woods in his sit! -Jay!!!"

...How did that happen? XD
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Post by unendingAmbience Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:23 am

Original text:

"Dare to be stupid"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This is not lost. "

I would hope that song didn't get forgotten, if that's what you mean... but otherwise, I probably don't want to *know* what you mean, Yandex.
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Post by PerpetuallyAdroit Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:50 am

'I am a tiny potato and I believe in you'

23 translations later

'I've got a fish, I think.'
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Post by unendingAmbience Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:04 am

I had to:
Original text:

"Row Row, Fight the Power! "

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The soldiers in the field! "

Not to forget this gem:

Original text:

"Space Weird Thing is delightful."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"There's nothing wrong. "

I have no regrets about this. XD
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Post by DistantRed Tue Jul 21, 2015 4:53 am

I decided to do an ooooooooooold joke.

"Feferi misheard Eridan when he said that he wanted to pail with her."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Did you hear about this book, if you say you want to eat, beans, in the middle of Czechoslovakia."
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Post by Guest Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:44 pm

Original text:

"I want to be your rock, and when I talk, it lights a fire in you."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I want to be a rock and caught on fire, he said."
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Post by skeletalAssociate Tue Jul 21, 2015 5:28 pm

"To be, or not to be, that is the question."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Problem is, he's the boss."



"The Best Show I have seen so far is Soul Eater"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"What is the best result I've seen things in the bathtub."
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Post by trichotomousKeeper Tue Jul 21, 2015 6:49 pm

"We are wild. We are like young volcanoes."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"For example, in the middle of my room, I'm not a volcano new "
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Post by linguisticallyInspired Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:52 pm

Original text:

"Let sleeping dogs lie"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I can't sleep,Etc"
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Post by tlo Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:37 pm

Original text:

"Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't haffta be a snowman."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You want to build a snowman? if it is not incest, twice."
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Post by dexterousSurvivalist Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:08 pm

tlo wrote:Original text:

"Forty-two: The answer to life, the universe, and everything."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Forty Questions. The answer lies in the fact that the very fact that the universe and all others"

Unbelievable. Just whow.
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Post by nonsensicalDisruption Wed Jul 22, 2015 3:06 pm

"So let me tell you about homestuck"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"This book, comics, comic, webcomic, I want to say that this cartoon is a third party."

Oh my gog
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