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Post by DistantRed Mon Mar 02, 2015 9:02 pm

Chat with LA:

You see Fleiris next to a pumpkin, a hatch next to the pumpkin and the highblood wants Fleris to lay lower.

>Go to your hive

Uh, where is it?

>It's right there.

Right where? I can't see where you mean.

> By the pumpkin.

There is no pumpkin and the ">" is for commands.

> ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

How mature.

> Try finding your hive.

He's already in his hive. It was right next to the pumpkin, genius,

> Board up the windows.

His hive is underground. He boards up the windows anyways.

> Lock the door.

It's already locked. All seven locks are locked to be exact. He adds an extra lock, just for the high-blood.

{Sorry for the weak post}
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Post by tlo Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:53 pm

LA chats with BT:

> Stop that. It's rude to read when someone's talking to you.


You hastily shut the book again, but keep a finger in your place. Literally. Your strife speccibus changes to 9/10Handkind.

> That's thoroughly ridiculous, stop.


Stop telling me to stop. I'll use my fingers as bookmarks all I want.

> Stop telling me to stop telling you to stop!


This is getting ridiculous. Be someone else.


> You are now someone else.


Wait, you have this all messed up now! The character doesn't give orders, when they do it sends everything off-kilter!

> Deal with it.

Okay, fine. Have it your way.
You deal with it.

> Ah, much better. All good, we can move on now!

======>

Bebzel jumps as another bolt of lightning lands in his room. Luckily, it's a lot more controlled this time and doesn't set any honeycombs or dead animals on fire. The said dead animals clatter a bit as you think about that, the horror!

> Examine.


You look at the ground, and what do you see? None other than ALBOT'S SUPREME GUIDE TO ALL THINGS ANIMALISTIC AND/OR REALISTIC! This book. This book! It is one of the rarest editions of an extremely obscure version of a generally strained genre!

You nearly salivate at its colossal cover, but decide it's more polite to read the note forst.

> Read the note forst.

You read the note forst.
And, aww, you love your friends!

Your eyes drift to your computer, and the open pesterchum, with all the superfluous trollings.

Fine.
You love all your friends who are actually your friends.

> Indulge in self-indulgent indulgences.

You whistle a few bars from Within the Halls of the Mountain King, and awaken your horde of corpses.


======>
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Post by Monjaro Tue Mar 03, 2015 12:37 am

As you waited for the thick headed Juggalo to respond to the wave of text that came at him you realize someone else was messaging you.

LackadasicalAscendancy{LA} has begun trolling GrusomeTyrant{GT}

[LA]: Heya Zia, You seem as chipper as usual judging from your recent mass trolling.
[LA]: Anything interesting going on?

[GT]: Not much Nox, just trying to relieve some stress and fustration.
[GT]: Get this, some idiotic Juggalo started a fight with me about a message I did that wasn't even reflected at him.
[GT]:This should keep me busy, hold on I think he just finally figured out that he's picked a fight which he can't win by just yelling.


ziavra jumped chat logs to see yet another rant from this sore loser.

BA: whO dO yOU EvEn thInk yOU ArE tAlkIng tO lIttlE scUm
BA:yOU dOnt hAvE thE rIght tO sAy AnythIng tO mE, As yOUr sUpErIOr yOU hAvE tO shUt yOUr mOthErfUckIng mOUth And shOw A lIttlE rEspEct dOnt yOU thInk
BA: Or jUst bEcAUsE yOU ArE sUrrOUndEd by pItty hUmAns yOU thInk yOU cAn bE thE bOss Of sOmE shIt.
BA: yOU ArE nOthIng mOrE thAn A lOwblOOd thAt thInks thAt Is A bAdAss Or sOmE shIt
BA: yOU dOnt hAvE thE rIght tO dO AnythIng lIkE cOrrEctIng my pErfEct grAmmAr, And Its pErfEct bEcAUsE I sAy It Is
BA: whAt I sAy Is whAt It gOEs, Or hAvE yOU AlrEAdy fOrgOtEn OUr lAws And trAdItIOns
BA: And I dOnt cArE If It Is A prIvAtE mAIl Or whAt EvEr, It Is In my cOmpUtEr And It hAs yOU nAmE On It, sO I hOpE yOU mAkE yOUrsElf mOthErfUckIng rEspOsAblE fOr It

GT: Ha, to get respect you first have to show it and like hell I would waste showing a single shred of respect to an ass-clown like you.
GT: Not to mention that you're a social outcast in a group of more social outcast.
GT: What's that, you want to know how I know that.
GT: Because you're versing the queen of hidden secretes.
GT: Unlike you I take a more subtle side to ruining someones life.
GT: For the most part, you're an uneducated, pathetic excuse for a troll who hates being a clown even though he's stuck being one.
GT: You hate other Juggalos and you only feel strong when others are around you to recognize your feats.
GT: You also have a slight to large fear of roaches.
GT: I'm gonna leave you here to think over how you will take your next move if you can.
GT: By-bye.


Ziavra jumped chat logs again to Noxxia

[GT]: Back, sadly he failed in both his rebuttal and his grammar, what a shame 〳 ” ˘ ෴ ˘ ” 〵

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

we now return to able waiting for someone to play the game with.

"..."
"WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG FOR A RESPONSE TO MY MESSAGE!!!"
*able proceeds to crash his head into the keyboard from pure boredom.*
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Post by BurdenKing Tue Mar 03, 2015 1:40 pm

Noxxia peruses her Trollian messages she had gotten while she wa sout of the house, waiting for replies to her other messages.

She immediatly saw someone mentioning a game to play, and she couldn't help be curious

[LA]: Heya, is this game still gona be a thing?

As soon as she sent that message, a big explosion of replies came, much to the joy of the heiress.

Chat with LA:


Chatlog LA to CD:
[/spoiler]

Chat log LA to GT:
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Post by linguisticallyInspired Thu Mar 05, 2015 8:55 am

[Guys, I'm sorry that this is not a reply but a note. I'm gonna be quite occupied for the next two weeks onward because I have my mid-term exams and thus I'll be busy studying. So sorry. I don't mind if you guys continue for a while without me because 2 weeks is a long time. I may be able to sneak in time to reply but that's not very certain. So, I'll be off for a long time.

-Panda]
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Post by DistantRed Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:24 am

[First of all, good luck on your exams, Panda, but you really don't need the luck, because you are going to pass them with flying colors regardless of the amount of luck.

Secondly, would the game for a troll/human session be Sburb, Sgrub, or something new altogether? (Sbrub? Sgurb? Sburgrub? Sgruburb)

To be honest Sburgrub sounds amazing. Try saying it. It sounds amazing, amirite?

Thirdly, now that Panda's gonna be gone for a while, we should play the game slow or run into a problem of some sort, because skipping somebody playing is going to be problematic.

-Disty]
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Post by friendlyJoker Thu Mar 05, 2015 12:44 pm

{ first of all, good luck, i know you can do it.

and regarding the rp, we could do like a what happend to janne, making her enter last to the game

and yes my disgusting peasantblood Sburgrub sounds amazing xD }
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Post by tlo Sat Mar 07, 2015 8:41 pm

(((( BUNP ))))
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Post by friendlyJoker Sat Mar 07, 2015 10:16 pm

Spoiler:

BA:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``

wildStone opened a conversation with personamnesicFactotum

WS: heeeey hermano, i know you dont know who am i, and i dont know who you are, but a crazy voice in my head told me to play a videogame with ya, would you join me in my aventura?
WS: heeeey Bro... Are you there? dont leave me hangging
WS: ...
WS: maybe you are not here?
WS: na, que estoy pensando
WS: im sure you are there bro, just answer hermano
WS: Do you wanna play a game? :D
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Post by Monjaro Sun Mar 08, 2015 6:10 pm

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Post by DistantRed Sun Mar 08, 2015 10:01 pm

=====> Be... forget the hats, just be Zell

You will never forget the hats. Not ever. You be Zell, but you have already been this Zell.

You be the guy in the hat, but he is not wearing a top hat, he is wearing a wizard hat and reading a book on a mythological journey with getting and destroying rings titled Not Lord of the Rings.

Around his room you can see various things demonstrating his personality and interests. You can see a SKETCHBOOK, PIANO, BOOKS on PROGRAMMING, SCIENCE, HISTORY, FICTION, and what-not, MOVIES, JUGGLING CLUBS, among piles of other things.

This guy has a lot of hobbies and interests. He gets a message on Pesterchum.

factotumAmnesic [FA] has started pestering amnesicFactotum[AF] .

FA: hello idiot, how ARE you DOING?!
AF: uh, I FORGET, DO I KNOW you?!
FA: yes, we HAVE been over this! I AM you!
AF: just because you USE my TYPING quirk, USE my name backwards, and USE my TYPING quirk, DOES not MEAN that you ARE me! I AM me, you ARE not!
FA: augh, I WAS such a fool!
AF: uh, what ARE you TALKING about?!
FA: I AM you from the future!

amnesicFactotum [AF] has blocked factotumAmnesic

You are still on your computer and you wait for somebody else to answer you. While you do that you attempt to create music on the computer and draw. This is going to be a while.

=====> Be Zell in the future.

You be Zell, but this Zell seems to be a bit different. This Zell is more corpsy than the other Zell's, and by "more corpse-y", I mean he's dead.

You, like you-you read his screen.

current factotumAmnesic has started a memo at 25:00

Zell >:P:

And here we are! The dead body of 6 or 10 by Chronos.

===> Be Zell.

You are already Zell.

===> Be another Zell.

They are all the same Zell, just at different times and they've done different actions.

====> Be Zell at another time.

You be Zell, but you have already been this Zell.

You be the guy in the hat, but he is not wearing a top hat, he is wearing a wizard hat and reading a book on a mythological journey with getting and destroying rings titled Not Lord of the Rings.

Around his room you can see various things demonstrating his personality and interests. You can see a SKETCHBOOK, PIANO, BOOKS on PROGRAMMING, SCIENCE, HISTORY, FICTION, and what-not, MOVIES, JUGGLING CLUBS, among piles of other things.

This guy has a lot of hobbies and interests. He gets a message on Pesterchum.

factotumAmnesic [FA] has started pestering amnesicFactotum[AF] .

FA: hello idiot, how ARE you DOING?!
AF: uh, I FORGET, DO I KNOW you?!
FA: yes, we HAVE been over this! I AM you!
AF: just because you USE my TYPING quirk, USE my name backwards, and USE my TYPING quirk, DOES not MEAN that you ARE me! I AM me, you ARE not!
FA: augh, I WAS such a fool!
AF: uh, what ARE you TALKING about?!
FA: I AM you from the future!

amnesicFactotum [AF] has blocked factotumAmnesic

You are still on your computer and you wait for somebody else to answer you. While you do that you attempt to create music on the computer and draw. This is going to be a while.

====> You are so funny, let's be the revolutionary one instead.

You be the hiding troll. He is again hiding under his bed and it might be a while until he comes out again.

====> Be the Zell that's now

Define now.

====> You know what I mean

No, I don't

====> Forget it, be one of the next two.

Wait, nooooo!!!!! I'll be good.

====> Give a chance later, be one of the next two.
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Post by Monjaro Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:11 pm

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Post by tlo Mon Mar 09, 2015 8:34 pm

(( I gots it, don' worry. ))

Chatlog LA to CD:

> Iota: See if your Guardian got the game.


Oh, you're fairly certain he got the game, yes. He gets anything new as soon as possible, and then wraps them up with pink bows and deposits them right in front of your door. It's annoying, but sometimes useful- Like now.

> Check your door for presents.


You very carefully, very slowly open the door a crack. You can see.... Yeah, no pink bows. Darn, guess you'll have to wait till he wraps it!

> Nuh-uh, go get the box yourself!


Out of the question. You are not going to risk a confrontation with the technological abomination that is your 'Father.'

> Be Bebzel. He's more fun.


You're now Bebze-


> Wait, I changed my mind! Be something happy and rainbows! Bebzel is being very scary right now!


You can't be something happy and rainbows at the same time. So you stick with Bebzel.

You grin, showing your hooked teeth. The creatures on your shelves, one by one, totter, roll, fall prance and clatter off, congregating at your feet. Such pretty bodies. You reach to the ground, and have a newt crawl up your arm. It's icy cold. A chipmunk scampers up after it, too- Frigid as well. They each clamber for their own turn to move as an individual, to once again fire mobility into their dead limbs.

> Right, yes, leave the boy to his own devices. Yeeees.
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Post by Monjaro Mon Mar 09, 2015 11:35 pm

Chat log LA to GT::

~~~~~~~~~~~~

"ZZZzzzz, ZZZzzz, ZZZzzz, ZZgha what what I was listening... oh"
"This is taking forever for this kid to get a response on his game."
"Wait where did he go?"
"..."
"Ah, there you are."
"Why are you standing at the door to the outside world?"
"Because i'm FREAKING bored and feel like going out to collect some supplies."
*able opens the door to exit out then proceeds to slam it*
"... can't blame the kid for his mood I guess."
"I wonder what else is happening out there."
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Post by BurdenKing Wed Mar 11, 2015 3:25 pm

Chatlog LA to CD:

Chat log LA to GT:

After responding to everyone, Noxxia began the game's installation process. She wasn't very sure what the game had within, but it didn't occur to her to be worried, since it was still a game after all.
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Post by tlo Thu Mar 12, 2015 2:13 pm

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Post by Monjaro Thu Mar 12, 2015 4:43 pm

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Post by friendlyJoker Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:10 pm

==> Be the angry clown

BA: hOw dOEs thAt EscUsE Of A trOll dArE tO tEll mE thAt
BA: And EvEn hAvE thE bAlls tO End thE cOnvErsAtIOn
BA: A lOwblOOd lIkE hIm shOUldnt hAvE thE lAst wOrd. I'll shOw hIm whAt hAppEns whEn yOU fUck wIth a hIghblOOd


==> plan a plot to star ploting against the one you are ploting agains

BA: whAt? stOp tAlkIng nOnsEncE vOIcE In my hEAd

==> Check the other guy

WS: Heeeey man, im getting bored, are you going to answer me or you are just going to leave me hanging?

((Srly red, you should answer me ))
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Post by DistantRed Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:13 pm

======> Be Zell

You be the guy in the hat, but he is not wearing a to-

>stop

You be the guy in the ha-

>STOP!

You be the guy in the hat, but he is not weari-

======> Be the nex-

Okay, okay, I'll behave.

you be the guy in the hat, but he is not wearing a top hat.

You be Zell, like the Zell whose time matches everybody else.

amnesicFactotum[AF] responded to wildStar[WS]

AF: Okay, SOUNDS fun! LET me CHECK on the PROGRESS!

He checks on the installation and (coincidentally) Sburgrub has finished installing.

AF: It IS DONE DOWNLOADING! LET's GET this show on the road!
AF: Uh, it SAYS I NEED a host! CAN you BE my host?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

======> Be the troll on the news.

He is still under his bed. He pops his head out and notices his mailbox especially that the little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up!

> Check mail.

What if somebody sees him though?

> Strife

Is there really a need?

> Strife

There's a chance nobody will even see him.

> Strife

Even if they do see him, that doesn't mean they're going to call the subjulatofficers.

> Strife

No, you can't make him.

> Strife

I won't let you.

> Strife

NOOO!!! Stop Fleris!!!

Without even having time to understand what is happening, You are DESTROYING the mailbox with his axekind. The entire post of the mailbox has been rendered into a pile of wood chips. The actual box part of the mailbox is dented and has many punctures. The box inside of the mailbox is kind of beat up, but after like a single hit to the side of the box you decide to take it out, but the box still takes considerable damage.

BUT MY GOG!!!

The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing has been destroyed by his sheer carelessness. The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing has done nothing to deserve this violence. Why is it the most innocent inanimate objects that are always often the victim of such recklessness?

> Open box.

The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing needs a proper funeral.

> Have funeral for the flag.

The what?

> Look up the little red arm-swingy-dealy thing in that book on your shelf, A Complete Guide To The History, Manufacture, Architecture, Physiology, Anatomy, Laws, Economics, Physics, Philosophy, Religion, And Proper Care Of Mailboxes And How We Couldn't Live Without Them.

You actually forget getting this book. This was actually a joke gift a couple years ago. When would a book about mailboxes ever be useful.

You immediately forget this thought because it was the thought that counted and you knew your friend's heart was in the right place, and besides, it is going to see some use now.

Find the page on the little red arm-swingy-dealy thing. You look at the Table of Contents and you notice that the Table of Contents has so many pages of chapters listed, that it has it's own Table of Contents. You turn to the Table of Contents of the Table of Contents until you find Mailbox Anatomy, and then you follow that to a pictorial diagram of a mail box with page numbers next to the various parts of the mailbox and you notice that this is an antique mailbox, and you turn back to the Table of Contents of Mailbox Anatomy and find a more up to date mailbox. Again this has a pictorial diagram with page numbers next to the parts. You turn to the page by the little red arm-swingy-dealy thing and look at that chapter.

After about 5 minutes of reading, the book finally introduces the name of the little red arm-swingy-dealy thing, and it's appearently called a flag. You also learn how to properly have a funeral for the flag that has been destroyed via strife with an axe.

1.) Apologize to the flag.

Fleris: sorry... i didn't mean it mr. flag.

2.) Apologize to the flag for calling it the wrong gender.

Note: the first gender you apply to a mailbox flag is always the wrong one.

Fleris: my apologies ma'am... sorry mrs. flag.

3.) Put the flag in a box.

You take the box that you got in the mail and you notice a disk come out. You put the disk inside of your sylladex. You then put the flag inside of the box.

4.) Burn the box.

You don't have any means of starting a fire currently.

You then read the note.

Note: In case you have no means of starting a fire, you can always use the matchbox included with this guide. You actually forgot about the matchbox that came with it. You take out your 2-sided sylladex and after realizing that you have to get rid of whatever item is on the other side of the card, you decide to regretfully delete whatever was on the other side and take out the matchbox. You then take out a match, strike it against the side, and burn the box.

5.) Stop holding back the tears, it's okay to cry.

You don't actually need to cry.

Note: You DO actually NEED to cry, so cry DAMNIT.

Then the whole impact of the loss of the mailbox flag finally hits you and you start bawling like a non-Alternian baby.

> Give him privacy.
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Post by tlo Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:18 am

(( Red. Red that is the best post. Like, basically ever. Thank you so much for giggles :D ))

> Give him privacy.


You give him privacy, switching back to- OH WAIT WHAT THE
You are now Iota, who is outside her room, and in the hallway!

> Wait, what?! When did you move there? Are you even allowed to do that before entering the medium, the whole 'actually move about in real time' thing? That's basically unprecedented!


You don't think that's important. Shh.

> No, really. That's creepy, you did something without any direction. Pre-medium kids are always cray-cray dopes who act like barnyard animals and destroy their own personal property!


Yes. No, quiet. You're not entirely sure if your father can read your thoughts or not.

> Wait, what? Was that sarcasm?


No. Shh. We're both robots, me and him.

> Ah, right. I see the base for your paranoia now.


...

> Go to the living room. Maybe the package is there.


You're already in the living room- And before you freak out, no, you didn't tell yourself(me?) to move there.

> Okay, yeah, robot chick. You're bending the ridiculous laws of the abstract interface. This can't go without retribution.


We'll see.


======>


You're back to Bebzel, who is now cuddling with corpses. And, while this would seem in the least creepy and more-likely necrophilic, you're pretty sure your friends would understand. If they really were friends. But, your computer beeps! Apparently there's some hubbub!

> Check it out.


You get up from your pile of stiffs, which trails after you. Pesterchum has a couple bubbles with little '!'s, but none of them directed towards you. So, you stick out your lower lip a bit and check out your window, to the mailbox.

And there, there! The.... Wait, what? You can't see the mailbox from your bedroom window, you doofas. But if you could, you're sure you would see the red flippy dealie thing, the leg-shaped metal widget-mabobber. It'd be in that direction that means there's stuff there, you're sure.

> Navigate to where you can see the mailbox and its up/down flag.


What flag? Oh, nevermind. You pull open your door and waltz into the hallway, cohort of corpses clattering contentedly as they trailed behind.

> Hey, wait. Isn't it supposed to be... Harder to leave your room?


Nah, Bubblebree is a good Lusus! Best friend.

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Post by Monjaro Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:59 pm

Chat log LA to GT:
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"... ... ... ..."
"Gah, where is that kid?, he should have been back by now!"
*door slams open & closes as able rushes in and down to his work bench*
"so, what did you get?"
"a Super Soaker, high-octane gasoline, tape, a wire hanger and a lit Zippo."
"cool... what do you plan to make?"
"a flame thrower."
"..."
"someone, anyone. get this kid distracted on something else before he lights himself on fire!"
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Post by BurdenKing Mon Mar 16, 2015 7:44 pm

Chat log LA to GT:




Lucy sat at her computer, her room cleaned and everything organized finally. She was mentally tired, and near sleep, so now was the perfect time for her to focus as her brain began to lose capacity for more complex ideas.

Hopping on to pesterchum, she immediately spotted the birthday boy and smiled

Lucy Chat's with the B-Boy:
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Post by friendlyJoker Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:22 pm

amnesicFactotum[AF] responded to wildStone[WS]

AF: Okay, SOUNDS fun! LET me CHECK on the PROGRESS!
AF: It IS DONE DOWNLOADING! LET's GET this show on the road!
AF: Uh, it SAYS I NEED a host! CAN you BE my host?!

WS: Uh, bro, i have been your host for a while now
WS: Did you never notice it?
WS: Dont you feel like you are being watch? ha ha
WS: no seriusly hermano, i can see your house right now, what is it?
WS: do you have cams all over your house?
WS: jaja, you make funny noises when i click you


You click him repeteatly making a "Negation" sound that you find funny for some reason.

WS: i wonder what else could i do with this
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Post by linguisticallyInspired Tue Mar 17, 2015 10:08 am

[Guuyyss, my exams are over and I can start replying again! \(0 w 0)/ ]
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Post by friendlyJoker Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:43 pm

congratulations :D

did you had good luck with them?
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