Bubbly water.

> Be the clown guy.

You cannot be the clown guy. Clown guy doesn't like anyone being him. If you even attempt at being clown guy, he will throw...

A HISSY FIT!

But seriously, don't be clown guy. That's a bad idea.

>O...kay. Enter his name?

Suggesting something like that is ridiculous. He already has a name! You would probably name him TRICKSTER DOODYPANTS or something. That would've ended badly.

Clown guy's name is Inkasu Volpes.

>Wonder why you have to be afraid of Clown Guy--Inkasu.

Well you don't have to be. Yet.

Spread across his room are a lot of papers, covered to the edge with drawing, stray pens, ink bottles, manga, por--MOVIES. Movies. Anyway, it is clear that this troll is an OTAKU. It is also clear that he is WAY TOO INTO IT, seeing as his weapons are forged with these anime in mind.

Inkasu is currently laying in his bed, drawing a fight scene that he invented, though was based off of DBZ. He is ignoring the voices in his head that are describing his life, as he thinks it is just one of many that hide in his cowardly, psychotic mind.

Isn't he a charmer?

>Wait for a message.

Inkasu doesn't need to. The blueFoxfire [BF] is online tag has been on all day. It's nothing new though. He doesn't have many friends. He drives them away due to his MURDER MODE.

>ENTER MURDER MODE

Why? It would take too much work. Besides, you lost enough friends already.

==> Lose your shit.

[HP] God damnit! Uhhhhhh did anyone here read the uhhhhhh manual! We would have all been fine uhhhhhh if ANY of us just got to uhhhhhh it!


[HP] I'm siting here uhhhh nice and dandy while uhhh everyone else is FREAKING OUT.


[HP] I uhhh want to shred uhh this game!


[HP] Why do uhhh I have to be alone?


[HP] Because your uhhhh


[HP] DEAD? 


[HP] I'm uhhh slowly clapping uhhh by the way


[HP] Great job everyone uhhhhhh, where screwed.


[HP] Im closing uhhhh this message room. Troll uhhh me individually uhhhhh if your alive.


Message board closed


==> See another person online

[HP] JOIN OUR GAME UHHHHH NOW!

==> SOLVE PUZZLE

It's a bit more than a puzzle! You start randomly chucking on weights, quickly forcing the scales to go down to one side. You wait for a second... and nothing happens. You curse, and take them all out, pushing it to the other side. Again, nothing happens. Your eyes flicker for a second, before you close them and take the time to think.

An ominous red glow appears over the small apartment as you slowly take a breath, then release it, opening blank eyes.

==> SOLVE PUZZLE

You quickly start placing the weights onto the right scale. If it was balanced at the start, it must mean that both sides need to be balanced with all the weights. You look at the timer.

00:14

You... you don't have time! You start practically throwing them on as the timer gets lower and lower, but at 00:07 the red glow overwhelms your vision and you yell in pain. You hear a cry from Sis, and then you blank out.

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