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U.D.S. : Before
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
> Kid. Get up.
You frown, since you're already standing. You've been up for awhile. Actually, you had already found the place you needed to take the urn, and you just have to solve the puzzles on both sides of the planet to open both dungeons to move the creepy jar from one dungeon to the other, then presumably the puzzles would reset and you'd have to fight your way out. All very simple, the patterns some games use. Of course, after that the pillar was alluding to two other tasks before the stone frogs turned real again and the evil frogs turned dead. Stupid game entities wrecking shit.
> Less logical thought processes, it's creepy.
You're not sure you understand. That wasn't logic, it came from your mind. Nothing from your mind is logical except patterns and logic.
> Zealon, just go to the other dungeon.
No, cause you're already zapping monsters over here.
You quickly dispatch a GOLD LITCH, and collect the grist after a few seconds of sustained mouse energy from your book. These things are getting hard.
You flap up to the ceiling, depressing the tile which didn't match, opening the door at the other end of the hall. It's not hard, really,any of this, you think.
> Be someone less confusing
You frown, since you're already standing. You've been up for awhile. Actually, you had already found the place you needed to take the urn, and you just have to solve the puzzles on both sides of the planet to open both dungeons to move the creepy jar from one dungeon to the other, then presumably the puzzles would reset and you'd have to fight your way out. All very simple, the patterns some games use. Of course, after that the pillar was alluding to two other tasks before the stone frogs turned real again and the evil frogs turned dead. Stupid game entities wrecking shit.
> Less logical thought processes, it's creepy.
You're not sure you understand. That wasn't logic, it came from your mind. Nothing from your mind is logical except patterns and logic.
> Zealon, just go to the other dungeon.
No, cause you're already zapping monsters over here.
You quickly dispatch a GOLD LITCH, and collect the grist after a few seconds of sustained mouse energy from your book. These things are getting hard.
You flap up to the ceiling, depressing the tile which didn't match, opening the door at the other end of the hall. It's not hard, really,any of this, you think.
> Be someone less confusing
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
Ayyate looked at his friends responses....no, his BOSSES responses. Slip of the tongue....right.
Anyways, he began to respond as his Murder returned to him and picked him up once more.
Anyways, he began to respond as his Murder returned to him and picked him up once more.
- Chat log:
- [GT]: =>>> hEy, bOsS. yOu sTiLl aSlEeP....?
[GT]:=>>> iT's bEeN aWhIlE sInCe yOu bOsSeD mE aRoUnD...
[BB]: Oh god yes! Yes! Ayyate! Ayyate!
[BB]: Oh I could kiss you right now!
[BB]: I'm kinda stuck between a wall and a rock hard place
[BB]: I can't see anything beyond this creepy computer, my dreamself was awake at the same time I was so I knocked her up, and I think my Daddy is stalking me...
[GT]: =>>> oH hEy.
[GT]: =>>> tHaT sOlVeS tHaT pRoBlEm.
[GT]: =>>> gOoD tO hEaR fRoM yA bOsS. nEeD aSsIsTaNcE gEtTiNg oUt oF tHaT sTeAmY dOuBlE tEaM bEtWeEn yOuR lUsUs aNd yOuR pReGnAnT oThEr sElF?
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
- Chat log:
- [GT]: =>>> hEy, bOsS. yOu sTiLl aSlEeP....?
[GT]:=>>> iT's bEeN aWhIlE sInCe yOu bOsSeD mE aRoUnD...
[BB]: Oh god yes! Yes! Ayyate! Ayyate!
[BB]: Oh I could kiss you right now!
[BB]: I'm kinda stuck between a wall and a rock hard place
[BB]: I can't see anything beyond this creepy computer, my dreamself was awake at the same time I was so I knocked her up, and I think my Daddy is stalking me...
[GT]: =>>> oH hEy.
[GT]: =>>> tHaT sOlVeS tHaT pRoBlEm.
[GT]: =>>> gOoD tO hEaR fRoM yA bOsS. nEeD aSsIsTaNcE gEtTiNg oUt oF tHaT sTeAmY dOuBlE tEaM bEtWeEn yOuR lUsUs aNd yOuR pReGnAnT oThEr sElF?
[BB] Problem? What problem?
[BB] Damn, how long was I out?
[BB] PREGNANT?!
==> ?!?!
You quickly whirl your head around to look at your unconscious body. What an odd sentence...
You see no distinctive bulge across your sexy-as-hell belly, and see nothing out of the ordinary (relatively speaking) aside from a golden glint off to the side, and perhaps a small glowing green dot waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off into the distance.
Your relief in the fact that you were, in fact, not pregnant was sort of a distraction from absorbing all of the details of her surroundings.
Your head quickly returns to your computer, whose screen was annoying to look at since the green glowing word was etched directly into glass. You never had this problem with holograms, you think in frustration.
==> Review your words
You give yourself a face palm as you scroll up a bit to unobscure words you've already written behind the DEMONESS word. Clearly your emptrollee took her sexy pun a bit too seriously... or obediently rolled with her quips, and she over reacted.
==> Is this seriously pertinent to the plot?
Shut the fuck up.
- Chat log:
- [GT]: =>>> hEy, bOsS. yOu sTiLl aSlEeP....?
[GT]:=>>> iT's bEeN aWhIlE sInCe yOu bOsSeD mE aRoUnD...
[BB]: Oh god yes! Yes! Ayyate! Ayyate!
[BB]: Oh I could kiss you right now!
[BB]: I'm kinda stuck between a wall and a rock hard place
[BB]: I can't see anything beyond this creepy computer, my dreamself was awake at the same time I was so I knocked her up, and I think my Daddy is stalking me...
[GT]: =>>> oH hEy.
[GT]: =>>> tHaT sOlVeS tHaT pRoBlEm.
[GT]: =>>> gOoD tO hEaR fRoM yA bOsS. nEeD aSsIsTaNcE gEtTiNg oUt oF tHaT sTeAmY dOuBlE tEaM bEtWeEn yOuR lUsUs aNd yOuR pReGnAnT oThEr sElF?
[BB] Problem? What problem?
[BB] Damn, how long was I out?
[BB] PREGNANT?!
[BB] Oh gog phew, you had me worried there for a second there Ayyate, don't joke about that!
[BB] Anyway, fill me in ;)
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
=> Your Demon calls Prince
You read through the reply from your boss, and couldn't help but chuckle as your skills at making her freak out. Maybe you should train those, if it would get more reactions like that. After thinking a bit, you begin to reply, your Murder swarm still hard at work as it tore through the landscape, now excavating a portal like contruct that would likely be useful later.
You read through the reply from your boss, and couldn't help but chuckle as your skills at making her freak out. Maybe you should train those, if it would get more reactions like that. After thinking a bit, you begin to reply, your Murder swarm still hard at work as it tore through the landscape, now excavating a portal like contruct that would likely be useful later.
- Chat log:
- [GT]: =>>> hEy, bOsS. yOu sTiLl aSlEeP....?
[GT]:=>>> iT's bEeN aWhIlE sInCe yOu bOsSeD mE aRoUnD...
[BB]: Oh god yes! Yes! Ayyate! Ayyate!
[BB]: Oh I could kiss you right now!
[BB]: I'm kinda stuck between a wall and a rock hard place
[BB]: I can't see anything beyond this creepy computer, my dreamself was awake at the same time I was so I knocked her up, and I think my Daddy is stalking me...
[GT]: =>>> oH hEy.
[GT]: =>>> tHaT sOlVeS tHaT pRoBlEm.
[GT]: =>>> gOoD tO hEaR fRoM yA bOsS. nEeD aSsIsTaNcE gEtTiNg oUt oF tHaT sTeAmY dOuBlE tEaM bEtWeEn yOuR lUsUs aNd yOuR pReGnAnT oThEr sElF?
[BB] Problem? What problem?
[BB] Damn, how long was I out?
[BB] PREGNANT?!
[BB] Oh gog phew, you had me worried there for a second there Ayyate, don't joke about that!
[BB] Anyway, fill me in ;)
[GT]: =>>> hAhA, dId yOu rEaLlY lOoK tO sEe?
[GT]: =>>> aNyWaYs, i'M iN a cOnTeSt tO tHe dEaTh wItH tHaT oThEr gUy tHaT mAdE iT iN, sO tHeRe's tHaT.
[GT]: =>>> i'M cUrReNtLy sTrIp mInInG a pLaCe wHeRe fRoGs aRe sTuCk iN cRysTaLs
[GT]: =>>> oH, aNd i mAdE a sWaRm oF rObOt lEeChEs tHaT iS cOnStAnTlY gRoWiNg dUe tO aLl tHeSe dAmN iMpS tHrOwInG tHeMsElVeS aT iT.
[GT]: =>>> hOw aBoUt yOu?
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
You've done it. You cleared the second sanctuary and Changed the Haunt of Fear. The supid urn hadn't liked being moved, but with sylladexial mastery you had captchalogued it and its six-thousand six-hundred sixty-five counterparts, neatly dumping them in the second seal chambre. This triggered a black vortex to open, out of which came more Terrors. You then had to sort through all those, finding all the frogs you could and storing them so they didn't get eated up by the terrors. This of course was very hard, since you only have one slot in your sylladex that you store fleshy-stuff in, the carbon one, so you had to upgrade your sylladex by captchaloguing the portal and merging it ll ways with your Modus, then duplicating some cards. Not only does it now hold a shit ton more in each card, it also turns them all dark and marbled! This of course ruined the frogs. But you're pretty sure nothing here will have serious long-term consequences anyhow.
> PZL (Present Zealon): Stop reminiscing.
Ah, yes, you have a second task to complete. You don't remember the conversation with the pillar, but you do remember it's to
Yeah, invert the shade.
You're currently standing in the air, MARBLED ASCENSION OF VOID flapping on your back. You feel the presence of space around you, and realize something in the back of your head.
This something shall not be elaborated on, good day.
> Stop being so coy, fucker.
You grin sharply, eyes flickering black, and pulling out a new tome, the THE UNABRIDGED DEATH OF ALL WHO READ. The Litches and Basilisks are weak enemies now, compared to your devastating prowess with the captchalogue, sylladex and achemy systems. You calmly read through the book, unafraid by its curse. There is knowledge to be gained here.
> PZL (Present Zealon): Stop reminiscing.
Ah, yes, you have a second task to complete. You don't remember the conversation with the pillar, but you do remember it's to
INVERT THE SHADE
Yeah, invert the shade.
You're currently standing in the air, MARBLED ASCENSION OF VOID flapping on your back. You feel the presence of space around you, and realize something in the back of your head.
This something shall not be elaborated on, good day.
> Stop being so coy, fucker.
You grin sharply, eyes flickering black, and pulling out a new tome, the THE UNABRIDGED DEATH OF ALL WHO READ. The Litches and Basilisks are weak enemies now, compared to your devastating prowess with the captchalogue, sylladex and achemy systems. You calmly read through the book, unafraid by its curse. There is knowledge to be gained here.
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Re: U.D.S. : Before
- Chat log:
- [GT]: =>>> hEy, bOsS. yOu sTiLl aSlEeP....?
[GT]:=>>> iT's bEeN aWhIlE sInCe yOu bOsSeD mE aRoUnD...
[BB]: Oh god yes! Yes! Ayyate! Ayyate!
[BB]: Oh I could kiss you right now!
[BB]: I'm kinda stuck between a wall and a rock hard place
[BB]: I can't see anything beyond this creepy computer, my dreamself was awake at the same time I was so I knocked her up, and I think my Daddy is stalking me...
[GT]: =>>> oH hEy.
[GT]: =>>> tHaT sOlVeS tHaT pRoBlEm.
[GT]: =>>> gOoD tO hEaR fRoM yA bOsS. nEeD aSsIsTaNcE gEtTiNg oUt oF tHaT sTeAmY dOuBlE tEaM bEtWeEn yOuR lUsUs aNd yOuR pReGnAnT oThEr sElF?
[BB] Problem? What problem?
[BB] Damn, how long was I out?
[BB] PREGNANT?!
[BB] Oh gog phew, you had me worried there for a second there Ayyate, don't joke about that!
[BB] Anyway, fill me in ;)
[GT]: =>>> hAhA, dId yOu rEaLlY lOoK tO sEe?
[GT]: =>>> aNyWaYs, i'M iN a cOnTeSt tO tHe dEaTh wItH tHaT oThEr gUy tHaT mAdE iT iN, sO tHeRe's tHaT.
[GT]: =>>> i'M cUrReNtLy sTrIp mInInG a pLaCe wHeRe fRoGs aRe sTuCk iN cRysTaLs
[GT]: =>>> oH, aNd i mAdE a sWaRm oF rObOt lEeChEs tHaT iS cOnStAnTlY gRoWiNg dUe tO aLl tHeSe dAmN iMpS tHrOwInG tHeMsElVeS aT iT.
[GT]: =>>> hOw aBoUt yOu?
[BB]: I... may have. Shut up! I was probably sleeping for like, a month, alright, a lot can happen to a drugged up dame in an hour let alone that much time.
[BB]: And... interesting
[BB]: You certainly were busy while I was... asleep or something.... which is basically all I've been doing.
bitchenBabe suddenly lost connection
==> BB: Feel melancholic
Damn, looks like the internet is quite literally a shit fest over here.
You suddenly cannot help but suddenly feel absolutely miserable. All the boys were taking up all the fun... and you weren't doing anything but gog damn sleep! This was absolutely unacceptable! Nobody killed each other unless you damn well told them to!
Also... they were sooooooooooo fucking awesome.
How were you supposed to compete with a robotic swarm of leeches?
>0|
["With an Ungodly amount of Power my Dearest Child" I said to her]
Suddenly the laptop vanished in a flash of green light, and in its place stood the feet of one of the most incredibly powerful father figures in paradox space. Hera's violet eyes widened in rapture... almost horror.
For good reason of course, I am the most incredibly powerful father figure in paradox space. I should know, I am omniscient after all.
How many father figures can say that?
None.
That question was rhetorical. ]
>0|
- dialoglog:
Hera: Oh god
Hello, dearest
Hera: Oh god oh god oh god oh fuck
Watch your language missy, or you won't be receiving my most generous gift, for such a spoiled little brat.
In case you didn't know, which you don't, today is your birthday...
Hera: My-?
... but before we can celebrate, you have chores to do...
==>
Suddenly, three pictures materialize out of no where and land in your lap. One was some sort of strange, stark black creature, like the ones that tried to adore you back on Derse; only it was a rebel: it did not have his cute little mask. Another picture depicted your Herabotsprite... seemingly enjoying herself in a sea of swarming tentacles?
Can animatrons even do that?
Anyway, it was covering up the last picture, so your hand reached out hesitantly to move it out of the way to reveal...
==>
The Trollian Empress, speeding away from an Alternian Armageddon. That fabulous bitch escaped the nukes, and was currently avoiding the asteroids somehow... probably through some psychic cheater or something.
You were having a difficult understanding what any of this meant to you, and quote "Ungodly amount of power".
Your desire for power just barely eclipsed your fear of the ineffable presence of your Daddy... it was difficult for you to accept the pictures, but eventually you came around.
==> Random Dersite: Be taken utterly by surprise...
You have been taken utterly and quite violently by surprise by a green flash of light, and that despicable wench that was their hero.
==> Random Dersite: Be taken by utter rancor...
You oblige... gladly.
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