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King of the Hill
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King of the Hill
Ok, this is simple. I take the hill, you boot me off. Repeat. Can be in or out of character.
Glag sticks his flag in the hill.
Glag sticks his flag in the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill
Pete comes and kicks your ass right off of the hill whilst screaming, "'Murica!"
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Re: King of the Hill
Le Glag has no posterior. Thus, you cannot have kicked it. Glag watches as Pete loses his balance and tumbles off the hill.
Still king.
Still king.
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V.M.P. Comes over with a gallon jug of warm yellow liquid and dumps it on the top of the hill and walks off with a satisfied sigh.
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Glag is.. Still king. Albeit, his hill is now covered in apple juice...
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-steps to the top of the hill, baring his teeth.- I challenge you -He points directly at Glag-, for the throne!
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Glag shrugs. "You can have it. It's in the nearest castle, though, and you may have to take a king off of it."
... Still king.
... Still king.
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Re: King of the Hill
-He makes a grumbly noise.- Nice try. When I said "throne" I was referring to this hill.
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"Ah, well, you can't have that, now can you?" Glag picks the figurative gauntlet off the ground, and throws it back at Cheww. "Challenge accepted." He then draws a sword-draws it in the hill using his finger-and points it at Chewwy. "The very earth is on my side, knight. Have at thee." Glag lunges forward, to stab Chewwy in the gut.
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V.M.P. Comes up behind glag and tries to smash a glass jug that used to contain his piss on the glag's head.
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Re: King of the Hill
As previously stated, Glag has no behind. Thus, cannot be snuck up on. V takes a dagger to the chest, which Glag placed there.
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As a fully realized Page of Rage, Hestus burns the entire planet the hill was originally on...
The king? You guess?
Just kinda sorta... be the destroyer?
The king? You guess?
Just kinda sorta... be the destroyer?
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By that shitty logic V.M.P. Has no stated chest and is quite possibly a hand that can sigh.
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Re: King of the Hill
The hill was originally on that planet, but was moved at a later date. We're sorry for the inconvenience. Also, the dagger just keeps on stabbing everything of it's own accord, but not Glag.
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V.M.P. Uses his magic jug of piss to refill itself, and he dumps it on glag.
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Re: King of the Hill
There is no Glag. That is why he cannot die; One cannot kill what is not there. But when what is not there is obviously interacting, then you know. That this person has achieved immortality, omnipotence, and a profound mastery of the english language.
There is no Glag. The liquid falls to the ground with a splash, and ruins V's pants.
Still.
King.
There is no Glag. The liquid falls to the ground with a splash, and ruins V's pants.
Still.
King.
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A random Lord of Void makes Glag a thing and stabs him in the fucking head
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King
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Haha, nope. Not so fast. Being omnipotent, Glag fundamentally has no skull. Durr.
Still king.
Still king.
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Uses Johns secret weapon thing to go throughout your personal history, altering your alpha timeline and destroying you before you can be a thing in the first place, thus making you not even a thing that CAN be a thing to interact with. Glag was never there to begin with. No one was king.
King
King
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-Upon drawing his own sword from one of the two sheaths strapped to his back--a signature weapon inherited from a line of slayers-- he watches Glag's earth weaponization and art skills, eager to demonstrate his own abilities. Reflexively, he jumps back and away from the lunge, catching only the tip in his skin. He swings the flat of his own sword horizontally at Glag's to quickly knock it away from his center.- Rrrrgh.
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Re: King of the Hill
Ah, nope. Having a mastery for the english language obviously entails being able to come up with a counter to such a thorough attack, so much so that you would be crazy to attempt such a thing.
To all readers, please regard the post two above as the ramblings of a lunatic. Thank you.
Still king.
But wait, a battle is to be had! Glag's blow was parried, but he quickly strikes with a swift stab!
To all readers, please regard the post two above as the ramblings of a lunatic. Thank you.
Still king.
But wait, a battle is to be had! Glag's blow was parried, but he quickly strikes with a swift stab!
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-Sidesteps the stab and goes for a powerful slash directed at the side of Glag's ribcage.-
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Glag just lets himself fall, and the blade goes right over him. He slices at the foe's feet, and jumps backwards and onto wis own feet.
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-Glag's blade slices right through his shoe, leaving a semi-deep cut. He rushes forward to meet Glag, who just got up. He stabs his blade forward at Glag's chest and follows up by slashing it across slantways.-
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Glag is stabbed through the right shoulder, and he reels back, clasping his hand over it.
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; Prepare to die." says he, leaning agains a wall that randomly appeared there. Then he just sort of starts repeating himself, hoping to drive Chewwy nuts.
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; Prepare to die." says he, leaning agains a wall that randomly appeared there. Then he just sort of starts repeating himself, hoping to drive Chewwy nuts.
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