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One day Braz was searching the interwebs when he heard a crash, it was rather odd actually. Upon further inspection (going outside) he found a crater.. A very small one, but a crater none-the-less... Exploring the wreckage he found a piece of metal with a link inscribed on it. He proceeded to pick up the surprisingly cool metal and walked into his 'shelter', quickly walking to his computer.
"Now, now... XD. What are you?" He mumbled as he booted up the site, noticing it was a download link called 'Sburb Indev' the fact that it was described as a 'game for pros' made Braz download it straight away. He wondered who he should invite to help him...

After some thinking he pondered over who could play with him... There was that odd guy... What was his name... Mako wasn't it? ...And the other two, yeah... He'll send them the game too...

==> Braz: Send The Game To Your Buddies

You do so. You leave a message for each of them.

Mako's Message: BB: Hey, hey man >;3
BB: Download this!
BB: http://linktoSburbIndev


Bert's Message: BB: Hippie-guy. >:I
BB: Take it.
BB: http://linktoSburbIndev


Gabriel's Message: BB: God your name's long.
BB: Most people's names are like... Four letters but- Anyway..
BB: I'm getting <3ff track, y<3u kn<3w?
BB: http://linktoSburbInvdev
BB: It's a game <3f s<3rts. <3333


...They like hearts... Right? That might convince her, I guess...

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> Be the hippy.

You are now the hippy boy. Your name is BERT LARNCE and your only close relative of yours is your sister... Shes currently away so to speak. But you have the whole place to yourself! That's good... Anyhow. Your strifing main weapon is TOOLKIND and your MODUS is REPAIR. Meaning you need the required tools to repair the cards. You happen to be 15 years of age whilst finishing up on daily routines.

> Get on with it.

You do so as you put down the watering can and bounce off your bed, doing a front flip and landing on your- Bottom. Darn. Can never get that right as you shake your head in discuss. You gets your spanner ready and begin repairing the card. Near you, where you're still sitting. Is your... What is it? Well of course, its your very own custom made communication gadget! It was a smart phone for a starter. But you managed to tap into its systems and keep on upgrading it. You can call it the Up-Phone! It too has a strange leaf symbol on its back that you've place once upgrading it. But enough of that! Seems someone is trying to contact you!

> Bert! Respond...

You see that BB gave a angry face? Strange. Oh well.

VS: Sure thing dude.
VS: In the middle of repairing something though.


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> Be The Boy We Already Knew The Name Of Again

You are now the boy who we already knew the name of again. As we previously mentioned his name is BRAZ, however we do not know his last name.

> Slaver?

No! Try again.

> Butler!

Exactly, that is it exactly. Your name is BRAZ BUTLER; you have NO CLOSE RELATIVE and believe you raised by yourself. This however might not be true as a Hermit lives nearby. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is WHISTLEKIND and your MODUS is FREQUANCY this means you have to blow your WHISTLE at the right frequency to retrieve an item. You have an odd feeling about this game, but you feel like you MUST play it.

> Butler: Cosplay.

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> Braz: Be Someone Else

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==> Be the muscular guy.

You are now very far from Buttface Butler. Hey that's a hunk of a man in this bedroom! Who might be such guy?

==> Steroids Inyoface

He gets angry.

==> Mako Kushido

That's right, You are MAKO KUSHIDO and you can GET ANGRY VERY EASILY! Your BIG BROTHER takes care of you, he is always worrying about you and even thought you feel grateful, you are UNABLE TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH YOU CARE FOR HIM TOO. Your brother is usually bullied for being overly feminine and gentle so you avoid being bullied by acting MANLY AND RUDE. You really like to WORK OUT and your bedrooms seems like a miniature GYM. Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is a BARBELLKIND and your MODUS is THE PUNCH MODUS where you need to punch your Object out of the Sylladex. Your have a weak spot for WOMEN IN BIKINI and you have posters of FAMOUS WRESTLERS AND BIKINI LADIES in your bedroom.

Your computer starts beeping, you usually don't use it very much but you made not-so-uncool dude in interwebs and you talk to him now and then. You open your pesterchum and look at his message.

TH: FUK YA MAN! HOW MANY TIMES I HAV TO TELL YA I DON'T LIKE DOSE IDIOT GAMES?
TH: But ya be mah bro, so I'll be playing this shit.


You open the link and start downloading the server patch.

TH: Better be a good game, man!
TH: And If my computer get a virus I'll take yo balls out.

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==> Be the professional

You are VERY PROFESSIONAL well, you will be. You are a kid you can sort that shit out later. Your name is Gabriel GABY Thompson! You love to SWIM you love to READ, and you are obsessed with ELVES, GOBLINS and your dad You have a weakness for CAKE. You like to collect fancy DOLLS and porcelain FIGURES.


==> Respond to the help

SE: You can call me Gaby yo...
SE: And what up with all the hearts boi?
SE: You just trying to get me to up and play your game soes that I can wreck all the enemies for you.
SE: ANYWAY seeing as you are weak shit and yall probably gonna be a sausage fest without me.



==> Download that shit so that you can wreck the weak sauce.


You start the download and start googling the game for guides.

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==> Be The Lizard

You are now the lizard.. Yessss! You're hearing a voice, who isss it?

"Braz? Why the fuck are you dressed like that?
"Shit..."

==> Braz: Take Off Lizard Cosplay

You take off your cosplay and look at the computer... They'd all replied to you, lovely and... 'Weak.. Shit' YOU'RE A WEAK SHIT?!

==> Braz: Reply To Gaby

BB: I'm not bloody weak, Gaby!
BB: So shut it!

"I'm not weak, am I, Evan?"

[color:393e=ff7e00]"Yes, yes you are."
"...."

==> Braz: Install The Game

"Ooh... Nice colours..."
"...So immature."

==> Braz: Be Someone Else

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==> Be the Hunk

You are Mako again. You are feeling borend since your internet is slow as a turtle carrying a pile of rocks shaped like shit. You stare at the computer. Seems nobody is awsering your pesterchum and there's nothing to do. You open your browser to take a check in some suplements for your muscle development. Then you hear a Beep!

==> Check the beep

Your server patch is downloaded. Your Sburb starts and shiny colors and forms pop in your screen. Yeah you've seen better. You wait while it loads. When it is fully downloaded you open it. A screen pops and a figure of a weird fella standing in a room appears. You use your mouse cursor to poke the guy... He seems strangely familiar... You look around his room and you spot something with the name Braz Butler... Waaaaait! Is that Braz? The weird fella that made you download this fucking game? Maybe he made a game about himself. You take a look on the inventory. Woah! There's some cool stuff.

==> Make Braz's room cooler.

You decide to 'Radden Up' Braz's room and you start putting the cool stuff in his room. First of all you put something called Alchemiter in the corner of his room. Then the Punch Designix by it's side. You throw his bed from the window and put the Totem Lathe in it's place. Alongside with the Cruxtruder.

==> Work done.

You have no idea what this stuff does but the bedrrom is surely raddened up with cool yet weird stuff.
You go back to your computer and opens pesterchum.

TH: Yo man! I've just downloaded your game. Izzat some kind of the sims feat. you?
TH: Oh fuck, I just raddened up yo Bedroom with cools and weird stuff!
TH: Eheheh. So how are you doing?

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> Be The Cabin

You completely break apart as the bed smashes through the shutters that serve as windows.

> Be Braz.

"Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly SHIT!" You youth-roll out of the cabin door as you grab your laptop. "....What the hell just happened... WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" You place the laptop on the floor and notice that he'd contacted you back.

> Braz: Contact Mako

BB: What. Did. You. DO!!!!! BB: SERIOUSLY MAN!
BB: IT TOOK ME A WEEK TO REPAIR THAT!
BB: I mean...
BB: Seriously... Last time we had a storm here.
BB: Bloody terrible! >:I
BB: *Braz Sighs*
BB: Anyway... Man, what do you


You stop typing, how did he...

> Braz; Look Up

BB: ...What are these machines?
BB: Mako... What the FUCK are they?

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==> Be the Gorilla man.

NO.

==> Be Mako.

Better.

==> Check the PC out.

Why the little Braz in the game is running like a freak? OH he is coming to the computer. He is typing and...

==> Perterchum Beeps: Check it.

TH: Man, this game is so real! Little braz was Typing at the same time you was.
TH: What do you mean by what the fuck I did?
TH: I'm just playing the game you sen't me.
TH: DON'T YELL AT ME BEACH!


You say quite irritated. You pick the computer desk chair and Poke Mini-Braz to put your frustration and anger out.

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==> Finish Installing

Okay that shit is in the can, now you just need to connect to someone? You decide to troll contact weaksauce braz again

SE: Hah, got like 3, 4 more times mangrit than u anyway
SE: Let me connect 2 ur computer
SE: gimmie the IP
SE: u shit lol


==> You hear the door and deduce that your dad is home!


You run down the stairs to greet him, engaging in a strife!


You attempt to ABDUCT him but he is faster than you, dodging the hug, he tries to APPEASE you by patting you on the head.
You then try to ATTRACT him but, he ABJURES that instantly.
He uses his guardian rubric KAWAII-MANCY to make a little sneeze noise, you are ASTONISHED and cannot move
He then ABSCONDS to the kitchen! 

==> He got away!


You would chase him, but someone probably replied by now

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> Be Butler

She just... Hmph... Uh... She's a shit, yeah you could call her a.... Shit..

> Braz: Just.. Give Up And Reply.

BB: Look...
BB: SOMEHOW mr-mc-dumbshit over here...
BB: Is...


> Mumble Over The Loss Of Your Home.

Mumblemumblemumble...

BB: Right... Just.
BB: He is destroying my house with magics...
BB: He's a bloody wizard!
BB: You're a wizard, Mako.
BB: Yo, hagrid... I'MA FUCK YOU UP!
BB: No, Mako, don-
BB: Volder-fucking-mort wins!
BB: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO SLEEP- You guys sort this out!


> Braz: Open Typheus Browser

"Heh."

> Be *Insert Name Here*

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==> Be Gaby.

Gaby is too busy strifing with her dad right now. Try someone else.

==> Be Bert.

He is still downloading. You can't be Bert.

==> FUCK THIS. BE MAKO!

You are the muscular youngster again. You are messing and figuring stuff out. You are now using the build tool to make walls... Seems like the house stopped shaking and is now more stable. Oh well At least your cool stuff is still in pla- WHAT THE HELL THE CRUXTRUDER IS LAID IN THE GROUND! Hey... Seems there's a button. You pick one of Mini-Braz stuff and pokes the button. The Cruxtruder opens and a cilinder pops breaking another window and hitting Mini-Braz head. It seems like he is swearing... HAHA FUNNY! Anyway a shiny thing popped out of the cruxtruder too and flew towards Braz.

==> Talk to the Butler in Pesterchum.

TH: Hey Braz man! I opened something and it popped out of the Cruxtruder.
TH: And a Shiny orb came out as well as a cilinder like thing. Hope it isn't a dildo...
TH: Oh and I build new walls to yo house...
TH: Sorry for messing thing up with your Mini-Braz, man...

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> Hello Hippy

Well, Excuse me! What you calling hippy? So said the voice in your head. As you pull a dull look at the three repaired cards. Three of them are repaired empty. Meaning you now have three 'new' empty cards to use at your own free will. But repairing larger cards in way more complex to repair. However.. You now have five cards in your total deck.

> How does REPAIR modus work?

Glad you asked again, voice in head. Here! As you take out a rather neat folded paper out from within your shirt.

PAPER!

> Did they said some game was to be installed?

They? Whose they? As you begin to ponder, placing the cards in your deck.

...

...

...

. . . .

OH!

Your friends! Jez man, you forgot!

> I say do it.

Alright! You scanter across towards your laptop near the side of your bedroom to flip open the lid, You narrowly use the touch pad thingy to select the downloadable link to this thing one of your friends were talking about. To see it downloading...

Shesh. Your latency must be low today!

> Bert. Tell that other guy.

You mean Braz?

> Yes.

Okay!

VS: There may be some delay. Dude.
VS: This Lan-
VS: Lake-ncy?
VS: No clue what even that means man.
VS: But its taking forever at the moment.


> Be someone else for the moment!

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==> No one replied

SE: Hey you gimmie the IP
SE: I need that to connect up in here.
SE: UP IN HERE
SE: UP IN HERE
SE: So like, Take of your little boy pants, and, put on the big boy trousers, and let me up in your game
SE: Gonna come wreck yo shit

==> You are kinda overdoing it...

You don't even care this is too funny

==> Try oh, who was it, Burt?

SE: BURTY BOTS EVERY FLAVOR BEANS
SE: Beans, give me the low down, are you up in this intense game action?
SE: Do your chin quiver in the anticipation of gameness?
SE: Do you feel the sweat of readiness drip gently from your loin?
SE: I am asking if your game is installed
SE: If that was not obvious

==> What the fuck?

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> Braz: Reply To Gabb.

BB: Hey, hey Gab?
BB: http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christmas-vacation.gif
BB: FUCK OFF!
BB: Talk to Mako...
BB: Do some shit to him...


> Braz: Will You Reply To Bert?

Yes you will...

BB: Hey, hippie?
BB: Get better internet!
BB: To my knowledge you live in an actual house. :I


> ...Mako?

You must... :I

BB: This is an actual me.
BB: Little Braz is me.
BB: Your steroid infused...
BB: ...
BB: It's fucking magic.
BB: Miracles and shit like that.

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==> Be the steroid-infused guy.

You are Mako again. You are quite confused how things are working there but finally you arefiguring things out. You seek Braz for some advice. Once you read Braz message you need to ponder a little bit.

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OH SNAP! Then mini Braz is an actual depiction of braz like a cam vision or some shit like that! So.... OH MY GOD YOU ARE GODMODDING OVER BRAZ'S HOUSE.

==> Flex Like a Godmodded.

You start striking poses showing off how muscular you are. OH YEAH YOU ARE BRAZ'S GOD! It means you can do all the stuff with him! YEAH! And you can make him notice you. YE- Oh wait what? You are talking like your older brother Sheesh That's gay in so many levels. It's so gayish the gayness of the gayland becomes more gayful...

==> Kay Stahp!

You stop now pondering what to do. Braz was quite busy with his own shit right now. You have a smart and not-so-douchey friend you decide to call Gaby.

==> Call the Lady

TH: Hey Gabs.
TH: Hey lil' mama.
TH: Lemme whishper in your pesterchum.
TH: Braz is being a butt in the game he told me to download. And shit I do in game is actually happening to him. I've poked a button and a dildo-like thing and a magical orb that seems like Navi apperead out of it. WHat must I do?
TH: Seriously Braz is being idiot.


==> Talk to Braz Buttler

TH: Hey Buttler
TH: What will you do with this shitty things you got there? Try to figure how they work and stop being a lazy shit.
TH: I commands you because I'm ruling yo place and I'm curious to know what to do with this shit. Now get working before I put this dildo-like thing in yo ass.

==> Talk to Bert

TH: Hey Bert!
TH: Sup, man?
TH: Are you downloading this shitty game too?
TH: Booooooooooooooooy It's damn weird there's lots of Majyyks and stuff like dis.
TH: I'm feeling Nerdy
TH: I guess I'll go lift some weights. I'm already feeling my head ache for thinking too much.

==> Work out!

You start to lift weights continuously 1...2...3...4.....

==> Some time later!

127....128....129...130...

==> More time later

384... 385...

==> This is boring and repetitive. Be someone else.

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==> Mako is trying to be cooler than you, kill him quickly

SE: I already downloaded the game hat-ass!
SE: You gotta hook all up into me so that I can fuddle wit cho house
SE: OH, and hit the fairy with the dildo
SE: DO IT

==> Shit you have nothing to do, wait, people are going to see your room...

You clean the shit out of this room! And by shit you mean selfies of you and Dad!

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> How long...

What you mean how long, voice in head? You were simply waiting for the game to be done. Lets be fair here! Your lag issue is now cleared up in waiting. Before you've started to install both programs. It seems way too strange and seems nearly impossible for what it should do. Maybe... Just MAYBE...!

> Bert. Clench fist.

You will sussed in figuring out on how to use this thing! But your petty attempts at staring at the floor failed. Groaning at it not gonna get you anywhere sadly.

> Bert. Poke some buttons.

To Make'ness thingy.

Tap, tap, tap...

VS: I ante no good then computers as you are.
VS: If only ma sis is here.
VS: Things would've been ten times easier.
VS: But nothing is gonna stop me grow my greens man!
VS: Heck!
VS: I should set up a store dud.
VS: Call it the Greenage store of 'n' stuff perhaps.
VS: What you think?


Then to Gaby...
Tap, tap, tap...

VS: Them words...
VS: Was quite a mouth full Geb.
VS: But as for the game?
VS: I-...
VS: Got it installed no doubt!
VS: Took a while...
VS: BUT HECK I AM!
VS: (Looks kiddy though Geb.)


> Bert. Think of store names.

You begin to think up of ideas of store names. Greeny hops? Rabbit roost? Locking carrot?

You have no idea... Perhaps your friends will help you out on store names for your greens you grow. YOU SURE LOVE EM!-

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